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January 12th, 2012, 3:00 pm

The art of deceit

The Dittos are PEOPLE! PEEEOOOPLE!!!!

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January 12th, 2012, 3:16 pm

You are now aware of the possibility of Ditto espionage. Thanks for watching.

This is one of my oldest ideas for this comic, which has been kept in storage for the time when I'd believe my skills would make the strip justice. Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless. Also, I guess this is the only time when I can use such a line like the one at the very end. Feel free to misquote it as you wish!

Although technically, the strip would make somewhat more sense with a Zoroark, since a Ditto wouldn't necessarily revert back to its original form when confronted, but I decided against it because A) a whole lot more people knows who Ditto is and B) I hate drawing fur!
Either way, I'm out.

December 13th, 2018, 4:30 am

January 12th, 2012, 3:21 pm

Awesome :D

January 12th, 2012, 3:24 pm

"Now you are aware that everyone you know could be a Ditto. That means, you are learning how Ditto live. YOU HAVE BEEN PROTECTED BY DITTO ALL YOUR LIFE AND NOW I CAN TELL YOU THAT...


Wow, that would be creepy!

January 12th, 2012, 3:32 pm

Anyone could be a ditto. o.o

January 12th, 2012, 3:56 pm

Why does the ditto even need to be a spy?

January 12th, 2012, 4:11 pm

he should have the "poker face" from the anime

January 12th, 2012, 4:20 pm

I enjoyed the line "Everyone, prepare your balls" much more than I probably should have.

January 12th, 2012, 5:06 pm


January 12th, 2012, 7:05 pm

That explains why they aren't common in the wild...

January 12th, 2012, 7:35 pm


...so, who's the Engineer? :3

January 12th, 2012, 8:26 pm

Ok well this may seem stupid but as this comic may have been taking place during the team rocket takeover, it might've been mew trying to put a stop to the whole mewtwo thing...... but most likely not

January 12th, 2012, 9:27 pm

Did anyone happen to kill a Ditto on the way here?


Then we still have a problem.

January 12th, 2012, 10:28 pm

My balls are ready!

January 12th, 2012, 10:32 pm

You're all just Dittos who forgot how to change back.

January 12th, 2012, 10:42 pm


...Nom, nom, om, nom.

January 12th, 2012, 11:49 pm

A Pink Spy is in the Base?

We've gotta protect the briefcase!

Password? Uh, let's see...
1, 1, 1,... um... 1!
*Password accepted*

January 13th, 2012, 1:01 am

LOL prepare ya balls

January 13th, 2012, 3:20 am

From now on I'll be saying 'everyone prepare your balls!!' a lot in the near future....

January 13th, 2012, 6:48 am

Poker face... ._.

@I am not Blah: That ditto had a problem, he couldn't change his face. Later he learned how to do it correctly.
Love all the comments how they refer to TF2... xD
Love this comic too! Great work (and imagination! :D).

January 13th, 2012, 8:07 am

An interesting thought...Good thing Ditto's aren't malevolent or Kanto could have an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" style take-over on it's hands :S.

January 13th, 2012, 8:08 am

It seems...

...That I am not the only Ditto. :|

January 13th, 2012, 8:21 am

green did this in the manga, except she wore her ditto as a mask

January 13th, 2012, 3:28 pm

Code Black

A Zoroark spy! (?)

January 13th, 2012, 6:21 pm

We need a Pyro

Where's a fire-type when you need one for spy-checking?

January 13th, 2012, 6:21 pm

Wolrd Domination

wat if the dittos are secretly breeding with people to take over the world and im the last human... D:

January 13th, 2012, 7:39 pm

Posted on my Birthday :3

January 14th, 2012, 8:09 am

Well in the manga, people wear Ditto like a full body disguise.

January 14th, 2012, 10:26 am

so much endless possibilities with a ditto... XD

January 14th, 2012, 2:36 pm

@Cannetella: except for me because i have a jelly jar. but the jelly's moving..... it looks like me..... it's using the computer now... it is hacking everyone's e-mail addresses!!!!!

January 14th, 2012, 3:59 pm

Let's face it, how many testicle jokes were you prepared to face?

January 15th, 2012, 12:12 am

@Cannetella: ANYONE!?!?!

January 15th, 2012, 3:04 pm

The more you know

Heh, foolish humans... ever since Arceus opened the gates between dimensions Pokemon have been living in your world for centuries. "I" am a ditto, your neighbours could be dittos but you'll never know! Soon we will replace the entire human race with the Poke race!!!!

January 15th, 2012, 7:25 pm

o_O I've been discovered! WHY!?

January 16th, 2012, 12:37 pm

Ditto and Zoroark would be like spy vs spy. and don't forget Kecleon.

January 16th, 2012, 9:22 pm

Too much speculation...

I suppose this could happen, but the breeding with people mentioned above brings up the "daycare horrors" of dittos...

January 17th, 2012, 6:16 am


...a bit more like the elephant man.

January 17th, 2012, 4:56 pm


Zoroark would be more threatening than a Ditto, just saying. The comic would have been cooler if you drew it with Zoroark instead of Ditto.

January 19th, 2012, 10:37 am

Is it just me...

... or does anyone else think he looks like Richard Nixon in that last panel?

January 19th, 2012, 3:22 pm

Why yes,

@SirCannonFodder: I do agree that he resembles Nixon there.

January 19th, 2012, 8:18 pm

Oh no...

It is going to come to the Rise of the planet of the Dittos.

January 20th, 2012, 4:46 pm

@Snr: Are you sure you are not also a ditto? *evil laugh*

January 21st, 2012, 5:42 pm

Focus Energy

Can you do a comic about Focus Energy. It is intended to raise Critical Hit ratio, but it doesn't for fast pokemon; it actually decreases the ratio for them.

January 22nd, 2012, 2:41 am

Everyone prepare your Balls!

January 22nd, 2012, 12:51 pm


(and balls) IS/ARE READY

January 22nd, 2012, 9:39 pm


Hey maybe a funny strip could be about how you can't lick normal type pokemon LOL

January 22nd, 2012, 11:06 pm

Prepare your balls!

January 23rd, 2012, 10:28 am

Run ditto run

That is very well made... Could you make one with lugia in it pleads!!!!

February 3rd, 2012, 7:46 am

I disagree.

@DeafDood:Although zoroark may have added some edgeyness to this, ditto was the original shape-shifting pokemon. Whereas the usurping zoroark could be used in a number of different comics becuae of its added verstility, ditto could only be utilized in such a comic as this. Therefore I disagree with your previous statement.

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April 26th, 2012, 4:14 am

old news

@sebastianinja: critical hit ratio was only determined by speed in the 1st gen.
in later games focus energy worked just fine.

May 6th, 2012, 7:17 pm


dittos revert back to original shape if you make them laugh, i can imagine the security gaurd saying joke and then ditto transforming

June 6th, 2012, 3:31 am

if you know what I mean...


June 12th, 2012, 9:12 pm

@James: ..yep.

July 26th, 2012, 2:47 am


Oh, God, please don't tell me this is a half-baked attempt at a hentai joke...

I kid. This was hilarious xD

September 16th, 2012, 10:23 am

I am a Cylon.

October 24th, 2012, 3:37 am



November 18th, 2012, 10:48 pm

Anyone could be ditto your mom,dad friend anyone! Beware

December 22nd, 2012, 9:15 am

I might have laughed a little too hard at 'Prepare your balls'.

January 5th, 2013, 12:07 pm

@greenpowerstar: You see what he's done to our colleagues!

January 5th, 2013, 12:08 pm


Still think it makes more sense with Zoroark

February 10th, 2013, 3:34 pm

@Supershadeyin: I'm pretty sure Snr isn't a Ditto. The Pokedex says Ditto cannot maintain their disguise while laughing. Snr reads this comic. Therefore, Snr is not a Ditto.

April 13th, 2013, 12:41 pm


"Everyone, prepare your balls!" That... sounded... WRONG.

April 14th, 2013, 1:12 pm

"Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless."

Just found this webcomic and I'm reading it from the beginning. It feels like you constantly try to defend your strips. Why? It's your comic, you may do whatever you want with it. The comic has hitherto been golden, so whatever you choose to do with it will probably be really good! Trust yourself.