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August 25th, 2010, 3:20 pm

The price is right

The newest addition to slow food.

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August 25th, 2010, 3:20 pm


I don't know why I target stereotypical farmers whenever I do interviews.

I am a horrible person.

December 13th, 2018, 4:21 am

August 26th, 2010, 2:52 pm

whats he eating?

August 26th, 2010, 3:14 pm

It's pink and white and cost one milion dollars.

That's all you get to know.

August 27th, 2010, 10:15 pm

lol the most useless waste of a million poke-yen ever.

August 29th, 2010, 8:34 pm

could have bought a bike.

August 30th, 2010, 4:20 am

I thought about that too, but the bike is actually a wise investment as compared to a quick snack.

September 23rd, 2010, 8:13 am


December 17th, 2010, 4:53 pm


I thought if you gave slowpoke tail to a Shellder it evolved into Shellbro or something. Like, the grey shell on Slowbro but just the shell.

December 18th, 2010, 4:34 am

I thought about that as well and I'm almost sure I want it to be true.

January 5th, 2011, 9:18 am

Oi mates, I've thought that you could only have 999.999 Poket Monster Dollars on your character at any given time... At least in Generation II. Dunno about Gen. IV. But even in Heart Gold/Soul Silver, how is it possible to accumulate such amount of money before being offered this delicious snack for just 1.000.000P? Mind you, you are offered it before reaching Azalea, which is the fourth town you come across, housing the second Pokemon Gym in Johto in order you visit them. So, it's kinda early in the game by then.

Trading nuggets via Pokemon Center is the only things that comes to my mind. But that would be a pretty time-consuming task.

January 17th, 2011, 5:58 pm

Wow, he's actually eating that?

January 19th, 2011, 3:55 am

They're apparantly nice to chew on but have no nutritional value. I wonder who discovered that?

January 20th, 2011, 6:35 pm

Is even possible to buy them on the game?
I don't even remeber now if there's a gameshark code for money on pokemon gold and silver, if there's one, I'll try to buy a slowpoke tail.-

February 4th, 2011, 5:54 am

You can buy slowpoke tail in mahogany town for 9800 coins in G/S iirc.

February 20th, 2011, 11:59 pm

Slowpoke evolves into slowbro when a shellder bites it's tail. The Shellder becomes the shell on his tail but both kinda have to be alive, especially since it's the slowbro that continues as an evolved pokemon. Not that any of this matters in the actual game.

March 28th, 2011, 12:28 pm

Do what I do

Suddenly vitamin pills. Thousands of them.

April 5th, 2011, 8:28 pm


Slow Poke Tail :P

May 17th, 2011, 8:54 pm


Yes, but you're forgetting that the player gets the bike totally free in the Johto-Based games.

June 1st, 2011, 5:33 pm


you at the slopoke that i relesed

June 16th, 2011, 9:38 am

LOL he just waste his money just for 1 slowpoketail

July 15th, 2011, 3:06 pm

Why can't I just get a slopokemtail off of my worthless slopoke?

August 13th, 2011, 12:43 am


OH MY GOD! I remember Team Rocket cutting off and selling the slowpoke tail for an insane amount of money... I really wanted to buy one too D:

August 29th, 2011, 10:14 pm


Dude I just found this website like five minutes ago and this is hilarious lol.

September 13th, 2011, 7:10 am

@tRickityHouses: **Facepalm** You have never played Pokemon Gold/Silver before, have you.

January 9th, 2012, 1:01 pm

He's eating a slowpoke tail. The joke is that a slowpoke tail is useless but it is very expensive.

January 19th, 2012, 12:16 am

So true. It drove me nuts that it was impossible to be a millionaire till gen 5!

July 11th, 2012, 12:43 am

@tRickityHouses: Slowpoke tail from pokemon crystal/silver/Gold. I think it was 1 million dollars. It didn't even do anything. Well not that i know of because i was never that rich.

July 17th, 2012, 4:55 pm


Slowpoke tails are so expensive. I used action replay once to try and get it and I don't remember what I got, but I got it XD

February 27th, 2013, 11:29 pm

@ProjectEgax: You can't buy them, as you can't carry more than 999,999 Pokedollars.

March 2nd, 2013, 8:31 pm

I always assumed it was the poke-world equivalent of a rabbit's foot . u."

March 3rd, 2013, 3:58 am

Makes Me laugh

The beauty of this cannot be underestimated, dear Gos it is beautiful.
Plus wouldn't you be curious?

March 7th, 2013, 3:37 pm

I'm sad to say I was actually a little disappointed, I was expecting him just to spend all that money on the million-dollar bike.

March 9th, 2013, 8:08 am

@tRickityHouses: slowpoketail.

April 6th, 2013, 6:14 pm


I dont like that girl in the second panel. she is a chatterchatterchatterchatterbox. I almost hate her as much as I hate youngster Joey..... NAH... That would be impossible.

April 13th, 2013, 11:54 am

@tRickityHouses: That's a Slowpoketail. Poor Slowpoke.

April 18th, 2013, 3:51 pm

@mugoi_usagi: AUAUUA!!!!!!! WHYYYYY MISTER FUZZY!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH.........thats what happens when i get a slopoke..i was thinking of naming him dodeckadork but hes not a verry good six sided dork but he makes a great......hat. plus he uses water gun on me when im burning up and he makes a great soda hat when i give him soda water and bitter root >XD